Hello Saigon Market readers,

I was recently introduced to a new artist known as D.P.F. (new to me at least)
by my friend & sometimes collaborator, Ronnie Hiromi.

I thought the work was insane & asked Ronnie to get me more info on this guy. So he did better than that
- he interviewed D.P.F. after a recent private showing & got us some pics of his recent work.

Hope you enjoy:

RH: So did you survive Brazil?

DPF: Ha- yea, Brazil was amazing. I enjoy staying up for days surrounded by beautiful women who live life to the fullest. The showing in Rio De Janeiro was really exciting, the buyers really appreciate my work for what it is and always take good care of me. I find the tan lines that many of the Brazilian ladies have on their breast very interesting. I enjoy the contrast.

RH: So no one was horrified?

DPF: Maybe- but i think being horrified is a great stimulant. I am a man of pasty white pigment, but that didn’t seem to bother the crowd. I think sometimes girls enjoy how ugly I am. This is a good thing, I am grateful.

RH: No, I mean horrified by the work? Like, How do people usually react to your work when viewing for the first time?

DPF: Oh, I find that most humans are ridiculous, so yes – reactions are what they need to be. Love it- great. Hate it- great. Could care less- great. French kiss or punch in the face- I don’t give a fuck- I like both. Complete strangers have offered their dicks and pussies for use in my next projects. My work is expensive- and it does sell. So you tell me, am I a heavy breather on the phone or a successful art fuck – who knows… Life is absurd.

RH: So random people at your showings offer up pics?

DPF: Yes, yes indeed. Backroom sessions have happened. They can be enjoyable and nauseating all at the same time – I love this. And of course I tell people that they can send me their photos if they want; dicks, pussies, or assholes. Don’t expect a response. (DPF)

RGH: How do you decide who to make a portrait of? Obviously they are all famous people, but…

DPF: I find that celebrities think they deserve and often expect to be treated differently then the average human. I have met many famous humans. They are no different from you or I. It is my pleasure to take the pussy of a thirty-eight year old divorced woman from North Dakota and put it on the face of fame and fortune. It is disgusting and beautiful- such as life.

RH: How did you end up showing in Providence? Do you always just do private showings?

DPF: The private showing where I had met you was hosted by a very good friend of mine who lives in Providence. It was a wonderful evening. The scale of the show depends on host. I bring my work and the rest is up to them. I have shown my work in apartments, houses, warehouses, dungeons, and even a church.

RH: That’s wild, where was the farthest place you’ve traveled to show work?

DPF: I had flown to Mongolia once to show in this very small village- the host had contacted me through a friend. It was quite the experience. A much larger crowd then I had expected, 30-40 people. It was in a barn-like building with goats, and yes, the goats where friendly. The Mongols rock hard.

RH: Any other showings that stand out?

DPF: Well, there was a much smaller and intimate showing in the small city of Iga (Japan). The host was excellent- she had invited 10 of her closest girl friends for dinner- they had shown up dressed in leather from head to toe. Some guests had brought a male friend who where ordered to crawl on their hands and knees the entire time. The host bought all pieces in the show for her living room. After the showing a Kunoichi (female ninja) dominatrix came out kicked ass. It was wild. I was the only male human not forced to crawl. I am grateful.

RH: Insane!

DPF: Yea- I guess I have had some interesting experiences. Did I already tell you that humans are ridiculous and life is absurd?

RH: So, do you not show at galleries at all? Are you against them?

DPF: No-not at all. I’m not against showing my work in the gallery setting. I like the private showings because you can really interact with the other humans. Some humans are annoying and would be better off put to sleep, while some other humans are quite enjoyable. The gallery setting confuses me- I am already selling my art and since I don’t give a fuck about who sees it or what they think then I’m not sure of the benefit to show in a gallery. I have no website or these annoying fucking blogs. If there is a gallery out there that has balls then I have dicks, pussies and fame for them. They can contact Amy,
she is the human that manages my life.

RH: Sounds good, I think that’s all I have for ya. I know you weren’t all that excited about me asking you questions, hope it wasn’t that bad…

DPF: Yea- this interview was actually a little more pathetic then I thought it was going to be. I look forward to the hate mail. Thanks.

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